Napoleon Dynamite met Zardoz? What if like, the community of the immortals were destroyed because everyone started taking Uncle Rico's herbal bust enhancer? What if Kip gave LaFawnduh his seed and went renegade? What if Consuella was forced to defend her protection skills, her num-chuk skills, her bowhunting skills, her computer hacking skills? What if Zed and the other brutals gave up their horses for bikes? What if everyone voted for pedro?!?! What would it all mean?
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Wed, October 6, 2004 - 6:30 AMArnie in Commando mode = Zed? -
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Wed, October 6, 2004 - 5:12 PMI see you are eating green bread. is that because you think you're fat?
I spent the summer with my uncle hunting Brutals.
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Wed, October 6, 2004 - 7:51 PMSEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! -
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Wed, October 6, 2004 - 8:50 PMThere is no way Zardoz would have anyhthing to do with those wierdos from Napoleon Dynamyte. I should know he communicated it to me during our last meditation. He liked Being John Malkovich much better. An all seeing eye inside a head inside a head... the possibilities for new breeding lines are endless. -
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Wed, October 6, 2004 - 11:03 PMI have been unable to retrieve data suggesting John Malkovich was ever selected to breed, gosh! -
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Thu, October 7, 2004 - 9:54 AMMalk's well on his way to a wicked case of Apathy, if you ask me.
Somebody want to give him some sweat? That ought to do it. -
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Sat, October 9, 2004 - 11:25 AMApathetic: "We take life from you."
Zed: " I like your sleeves. they're real big."
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Tue, October 12, 2004 - 6:19 PMMiseur Girdlepants as ZED:
"The Vortex..... is an abomonation.
HOW......
...could.you.do.... whatyoudidtous?
This PLACE.... is.built.on.lies...
It must be... destroyed."
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Mon, September 19, 2005 - 7:10 PMScene:
Zed sneaks onto the giant floating head. He reaches into his strange garment and pulls out a small action figure with fishing line wrapped around the waist. Shortly after the head leaves the ground Zed drops the figure out the window, holding onto the fishing line. -
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Sun, December 11, 2005 - 9:21 AMTHAT WOULD MEAN A DANCE SCENE
DANCING IS EVIL (IT LEADS TO VORTEX/GUN CONTACT WHICH IS ONLY FOR THE CHOSEN AND ONLY UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS (COLD DAY, CLEAR LINE OF SIGHT TO THE STONE HEAD, ETC))
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