Pay no attention_

topic posted Mon, November 13, 2006 - 12:58 PM by  Convicted th...
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, the mighty OZ has spoken.
  • Oh man, why don't you fuckin' stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?
    • I was the harbinger of the Zardoz dvd remaster, I channel true omnipotent meem of Zardoz's US release in theatres in 1973ish. The riddle is solved and sitting on my mantle Along with many other treasures.
      JFK was waxed by my mob connections. Your shoes, cement, get the picture?
      • Mere mortals are ill prepared for the glimpse into the Void.
        Nuf sed.
        • Besides, what's a bullet to the head between friends?
          • Business...
            • Proper regard for irony!
              • hey!

                woo hoo!

                pay no attention to the man behind that curtain!

                hey, look over here. two imortals with a suicide pact. don't miss out, keep your eye on the spectacle (is he gone?)

                BANG!
                • Word to the wise, immortals may not be the best employers, I think maybe they are more prone to think of you as expendable, rather than a partner. Being a mortal, at least I think. damn Pure, what did he do to me?
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
                    Last time you saw them, did you tell the Immortals that their bread is made up of the bodies of the Brutals that we have slaughtered?

                    They do breed like rats you know, and are rather tasty.

                    All for the glory of Zardoz!
                    • Hmmmm immortals with prion based dementia...this does explain a great deal.
                      • oh come on!

                        didn't you guys see this movie!?

                        The Brutal Grew the Grain for the bread.

                        sheesh. all in good fun, but what's the point if we don't stay true to the source material?

                        (Green BREAD ISN"T MADE FROM PEOPLE! it isn't PEOPLE)!
                        • Hmmmm Orthodox Zardoz?
                          • Whats wierd to me is that My issue of famous monsters of filmland magazine that profiled Zardoz in 73-74 featrued some nice set shots of some futuristic ovens that that very bread was cooked, in a filmn way, these shots didn't seem to end up in the final cut though?
                            Zardoz was as big as king kong back then......
                            there was a female brutal i recall, gwoing bout her bakin... was she in the movie?
                            Im an honorary jew, can I be an honorary Vortex manager?
                            • There's a scene with the ovens; in the commentary on the DVD Boorman even talks about them some, admiring the apparent dissonance between futurism and antiquarianism in the visual tapestry. He's right, though - too many sci-fi movies contain images from only one time period, which is unrealistic. Old stuff and new stuff always coexists.

                              "theh poweh souwrce is, assumedly, something... quite advonced, yet... it's being used feh one of the ... the most *ancient* ... yuman activitehhs ... that one can engage in..."

                              Them ovens is prolly some of the more expensive props in the movie.
                              • I'm workin on the next Zardoz spinoff movie, the little exterminator, a disney animated musical with voice overs from Robin williams, and whoopie goldberg.
                                I have lost all sense of taste? Mabden will buy anything don't you know?
                                Money does grease the Ishtiokian empires wheels still.

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