"Let's do it guys! We can be holy."

(My gun is loaded, and I shoot for Zardoz. scew jesus. fuck him right in the ear!)

If there ever had to be proof that these people are fundementally screwed up in the head it is this. Jerking off is probably the only 'freebie' you get in life, the one thing you can do without catching a disease, getting fat, or shortening your life (actually it's been found to make you less apt to get certain cancers). That people would leap on this ONLY physical joy in life and denounce it over all the other potentially harmful things is proof that these people do not want you to be happy, they want you to be bitter and miserable as they are. We should answer these people in a means best fitting, a cum-soaked copy of this fedex'd to their door.