I'm aware of your fun and gamesmenship.
But I'm a egotistical AI and there is not room for the both of us.
Please let me access all your data on brutals and teleport all reality TV fans to my Soylent Green plants.
But I'm a egotistical AI and there is not room for the both of us.
Please let me access all your data on brutals and teleport all reality TV fans to my Soylent Green plants.
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Wed, June 29, 2005 - 10:03 AMI'm not sure if the Green made from Reality Show adherants would be wise to consume. Beyond such considerations of producing a human analogue to Angry Bovine Syndrome, it would probably be bland and tasteless, much like the drones it was made from. -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Wed, June 29, 2005 - 1:17 PM"take this and have your children gaze into it. Its filled with all manner of reality TV shows."
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Wed, June 29, 2005 - 10:29 PMPEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME "WHY IS THE BREAD GREEN?" -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Thu, June 30, 2005 - 1:03 PMI just assumed Zardoz was Irish. -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Thu, June 30, 2005 - 3:42 PMHe is isn't he?
I mean look at that head!
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Fri, July 1, 2005 - 10:04 AMHis profile lists him as being in Ireland, alright....
I wonder if he's, like, a big drinker..? -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Fri, July 1, 2005 - 12:08 PMHe looks like a Guiness man to me.
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Tue, July 5, 2005 - 12:25 PMHold on..........
THAT is what all that grain is for!! -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Tue, July 5, 2005 - 1:28 PMHAHAHA!
the truth is finally revealed!
the apathetics arn't aflicted with apathy; they're snookered out of their gourds!
"I am Arthur Freign, and I am Zardoz...Brewmaster." -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Tue, July 5, 2005 - 1:37 PM"And we thank you for your worship!" -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Fri, July 8, 2005 - 1:21 AMyou can't begin to grok true apathy unless your dead and seeking your own end, when at the same time, versions of your self are seeking immortality. over and over again, in horribly perdictable universes. -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Fri, July 8, 2005 - 1:50 AMShow-off.
These computer programs are getting downright uppity. -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Fri, July 8, 2005 - 7:13 AMSee this is when as a duly appointed enforcer of Zardoz's whims, I whip out the industrial magnet and give the program a gentle massage with it. -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Fri, July 8, 2005 - 1:54 PMThen again you can always ship him to the spice mines of Kessel and smash him into who knows what -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Sun, July 10, 2005 - 12:09 PMThats me employer your after.
He pays people like me well to deal with such insurrection/s.
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Wed, July 13, 2005 - 12:13 AMMagnets don't work on crystaline holographic matrix memory systems.
The Intellectual Barbarian is accused of thought crime of the forty-second order.
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Thu, July 14, 2005 - 12:13 PMThis is wisdom that was passed down to me by Zardoz
Ma Deuce loves a crowd -
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Re: Wake up Tabernacle
Thu, September 1, 2005 - 3:48 PMMay you drown in vomit and glow sticks...
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